I know, I know. I’m practically the last person on the planet to start a blog. But here it is anyway, peering up at you from the front page of my website. A blog.
And you’re probably peering back, thinking
Except, in your mind, it isn’t a movie quote. It’s a movie quote as metaphor for my utter lack of originality.
Which is perfect, because people who mentally GIF movie quotes as metaphors are exactly who should be reading this blog!
Want recommendations of my top surrealist party games? Coming right up. A roundup of the best leather jackets for secretly cosplaying as Neil Gaiman? Check. A video tutorial of a crown braid that actually works, unlike every other hair tutorial that has made me want to scream after wasting ten minutes watching? I’ll do that too. Plus book recommendations, and weekend guides, and photos of the ridiculous outfits I wear on writing deadline, and updates on my wedding, and an emergency guide to caring for unwanted houseplants, in case you accidentally throw a housewarming party and people bring you orchids instead of wine. Plus, I should probably let you know when I have a book or a movie coming out, so let’s do that, too. It’ll be a glorious, hilarious mess. Just like my makeup drawer. Or my dinner parties.
So we’re off! Check back here every Tuesday and Thursday at 10AM PST/1PM EST for new posts, or add me to your RSS feed (is that a thing? how do you do this? comment below maybe to help). And be sure to sign up for the newsletter on the side of this page, which will be sent out once a month with bonus blog content and potentially deleted scenes from my books. Zero spaminess. I swear.
Here’s to a 2017 that sucks less than 2016 did.