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Who never usually refers to herself in the third person, but hasn't
decided if the above sentence is actually third person or not. What do
you think?
Actually, never mind. I'm not sure I would want to know. Besides, the
second sentence is definitely in third person. I give up. It's like
everyone who writes a bio or website introduction is compelled to write
in third person, almost in the same way my pens are always compelled
to come uncapped inside my purse and leave little marks on the lining.
Who never usually refers to herself in the third person, but hasn't
decided if the above sentence is actually third person or not. What do
you think?
Actually, never mind. I'm not sure I would want to know. Besides, the
second sentence is definitely in third person. I give up. It's like
everyone who writes a bio or website introduction is compelled to write
in third person, almost in the same way my pens are always compelled
to come uncapped inside my purse and leave little marks on the lining.
* Better Than Yesterday outtakes and The Social Climber's Guide to High School
bonus features, because sometimes my books like to pretend they're DVD's.
* The "official" Better Than Yesterday quiz. Not like anyone has tried to create
an unofficial Better Than Yesterday quiz.
* "Robyn...Is Rarely Funny" YouTube Channel Fun for your whole family,
embarrassing for mine.
* The indispensable Queued Paper 2.0 blog, which is full of things that I find
fascinating, such as vintage clothing, organic chemistry, stand-up comedy,
calculus jokes, medical TV shows, llamas, secret societies, and bioethics.
* Advice for aspiring writers, since you might want to try your hand at this
book-writing biz.
* My Myspace, because even though I might not know you, we can still be
friends.
bonus features, because sometimes my books like to pretend they're DVD's.
* The "official" Better Than Yesterday quiz. Not like anyone has tried to create
an unofficial Better Than Yesterday quiz.
* "Robyn...Is Rarely Funny" YouTube Channel Fun for your whole family,
embarrassing for mine.
* The indispensable Queued Paper 2.0 blog, which is full of things that I find
fascinating, such as vintage clothing, organic chemistry, stand-up comedy,
calculus jokes, medical TV shows, llamas, secret societies, and bioethics.
* Advice for aspiring writers, since you might want to try your hand at this
book-writing biz.
* My Myspace, because even though I might not know you, we can still be
friends.