This site and all contents © Robyn Schneider 2007.  No part may be reprinted without permission.
-BOOKS BY ROBYN-
At elite Hilliard Prep
School, the competition is
fierce, the gossip is worse,
and Blake has just arrived
back on campus after an
unexplained  two-year
absence.
Step behind the velvet
rope with this powerful
and hilarious field guide,
and unlock the secrets to
popularity and personality.
COMING JUNE 26!
...To the internet home of teen author Robyn Schneider.  
Who never usually refers to herself in the third person, but hasn't
decided if the above sentence is actually third person or not.  What do
you think?  Actually, never mind.  I'm not sure I would want to know.  
Besides, the second sentence is definitely in third person.  I give up.  
It's like everyone who writes a bio or website introduction is compelled
to write in third person, almost in the same way my pens are always
compelled to come uncapped inside my purse and leave little marks
on the lining.
Nifty things you'll find on this website:

* YouTube videos!  Robyn making a fool of herself.  Fun for your
whole family, embarrassing for mine.

* The "official" Better Than Yesterday quiz.  Not like anyone has
tried to create an unofficial Better Than Yesterday quiz.

* Events where you can see Robyn.  Useful for stalkers if people
stalk people who write entire websites in the third person, as I
seem to be doing.

* The indispensable Queued Paper blog, which is rarely updated
daily, but is at least updated more often than Weird Al's hairstyle.  
Queued Paper discusses such important issues as: stevedores,
vintage clothing, the NYPD, medical TV shows, secret societies,
llamas and Girl Scouts.  

* Better Than Yesterday and The Social Climber's Guide To High
School outtakes and bonus features, because sometimes my
books like to pretend they're DVDs.  

*Advice for aspiring writers, since you might want to try your hand
at this book-writing biz.  

*Meme-Girls.com, where author Jennifer Lynn Barnes and I post
silly, awsome and often bookish memes and internet quizzes, most
of which we make up ourselves.







*Many other marvels.  

Is your interest interested?  Ready, set, enjoy.