Octopi

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Me: So you know how the plural of octopus is octopi?
Classmate: Er, yes?
Me: Okay, so what if there was a pie that had only one octopus in it…would it be an OCTOPIE?
Classmate: It is imperative that we ascertain the answer to this question forthwith! Come, we shall enlist the help of a dozen supercomputers, which are conveniently located in the basement of the science center.

Um, it didn’t really happen like that. My classmate did not, in fact, reveal a secret underground lair of supercomputers which possess an uncanny ability to take awful puns seriously. She sort of looked around desperately, made some excuse about needing to sharpen her Sharpie, and ran out of the room.

Whatever, classmate. I have another joke that I am SAVING FOR YOU. It goes like this:

Q. How many octopi?
A. 3.14

I think she will enjoy that one infinitely more. Yes.