For the past week, I’ve been experiencing health fail. What’s that–you don’t know about health fail? It’s when all immune systems are down!

So yes, I’ve been stuck in bed, pretty much dying of a deathcold, and unable to work on the manuscript that is now due in–omg–1 week.

But that’s not the worst of it. Losing my voice, contracting what sure as shit felt like temporary narcolepsy, barely being able to breathe, coughing like that one guy who always infects the whole airplane–all of those things took the backseat to the fact that I HAVE HAD THIS SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD ALL WEEK:

All week.

So I’m sure you’re thinking, who cares, it’s an awesome song. It’s not as though you have ‘U Can’t Touch This’ or ‘Barbie Girl’ stuck in your head. Yeah, well, imagine having a song stuck in your head for a week, and having NO VOICE TO SING ALONG WITH??? Welcome to my personal circle of hell.